Funny girl

Today's humor is brought to you by Leah, the 6 (almost 7)-year old.

We have two weddings to attend...each a week apart....both of the brides named Beth....both marrying a man with a biblical name. To a 6-year old, it can get a little confusing to remember who is marrying whom and which one is getting married first. This morning Leah was questioning all this and then she says, "The girl is called the bride. What do you call the guy? The mayor?" She was given the correct answer and then proceeded to question, "The mayor will be there, right?"
I guess it's time to teach how our small town officials differ from a city...again.